| Yes, my child is attempting to hit the baseball with a golf club. |
| Dean can whack that ball like nobody's business. He is also a really good kicker. |
No?
Could it be because it is April 5 and frikkin' FREEZING?!?! Hmmmm?
It is so cold, my children are forced to play baseball (golf-ball?) in hats, gloves and hoods.
Spring? Where are you? Why hast thou forsaken us?
Whatever we did, we're really sorry. Our lives are so cold and gray without you. Please just come out now. We'll change. We promise.