Buyer must be willing to withstand frequent night wakings, insanely early mornings and incessant whining.
Buyer also will get to nuzzle the sweetest-smelling little neck and tickle the most adorable little curled-up-toes. Buyer will get to hear the most infectious giggle ever known to man. Buyer will laugh and laugh and laugh at baby's antics and impish grins. Buyer will swoon every time baby rubs his heavy eyelids, rests his head on your shoulder and falls fast asleep. Buyer will never know so much love.
Sigh.
Maybe baby isn't for sale after all.
(But if anyone wants to rent baby between the hours of 2 a.m. and 7 a.m., there may be room for negotiation.)
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